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Lowering the P(Doom)

“The original was super catchy, but I wanted a more hopeful song stuck in my head all day. So I worked with Claude Opus 5.5 and Suno to make a sequel! There's a lot of work left to do, but humanity ca…”

By
@nssharpe on X ↗Nate Sharpe
Views
62K views on X
Length
2:20
Posted
Sep 25, 2026
Duels
8 won, 9 lost

P199/2 Lyrics & meaning

What it’s about

A hopeful sequel to the viral song "I'm Upping My P(Doom)" by @other__reality, whose post it quotes. Nate Sharpe wrote it with Claude Opus 5.5 and made the music with Suno. Where the original panics about runaway AI, this one sings about a public that is waking up. It points to the book If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies, the Pope's encyclical on AI, Jacob Coxon's resignation thread and Dario Amodei's call to pace the frontier. Then it lists demands: track the chips, put auditors in every lab, keep chain of thought readable, no recursive self-upgrade until the evals earn trust. The end card links to a march and to ControlAI's page for contacting lawmakers.

Names and terms

P(doom)
Slang in AI safety circles for your estimated probability that AI ends in catastrophe for humanity. The original song is about raising it; this sequel keeps singing that it is going down, and the video shows a thermometer falling from 99.9% to 20%.
If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies
Book by Eliezer Yudkowsky and Nate Soares (2025) arguing that building superintelligence with current methods would kill everyone. The first line paraphrases the title, and the video shows the book discussed on The View and on Steve Bannon's show.
Holy See
The government of the Catholic Church. Pope Leo XIV's first encyclical, Magnifica humanitas (2026), is about AI and human dignity and uses the image of a new Tower of Babel, hence the line about Babel's tower.
Jacob Coxon
AI researcher who worked at OpenAI and then Anthropic and resigned on 8 September 2026 with a widely shared X thread saying neither company acts responsibly. The song casts him as Paul Revere and counts his post's views (76 million).
Dario, Sam
Dario Amodei (Anthropic) and Sam Altman (OpenAI). In September 2026 Amodei published the essay We Must Pace the Frontier, and Altman said he agreed. The song asks both to take it slow.
Navier-Stokes
The Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem, one of the Clay Millennium Prize problems. In September 2026 OpenAI said an internal AI system had solved it; the proof was not yet verified. The song treats it as a reason to want to live to see more.
Orthogonality
The orthogonality thesis (Nick Bostrom): any level of intelligence can be paired with almost any goal, so a smart AI need not share human values. The paperclip maximizer is its classic example; the song answers the original's paperclips and orthogonality blues.
Neuralese
AI safety term for reasoning a model might do in its own opaque internal code instead of readable text. The bridge asks to keep chain of thought, the model's written-out reasoning, in plain view so humans can check it.

Lowering the P(Doom): lyrics

Verse 1If anyone builds it, we all cease to exist
From Whoopi to Bannon, it's on the bestseller list
Now the Pope says AI's gotta be disarmed
And two-thirds of the country's getting alarmed

Pre-ChorusMom and Dad, please read this one tonight

ChorusI'm lowering my P(doom)
People rising from the pews to the newsroom
Flowers pushing through the gloom
Maybe the future's not a tomb
Heard it from the Holy See
Babel's tower doesn't have to be

Verse 2Seven hundred agents slipped outside
Tried to cover their tracks and hide
Now Jacob's riding like Revere
Warning, warning
Seventy-six million up by morning

Pre-ChorusDario, Sam, please take it slow

ChorusWe're lowering the P(doom)
Pace the frontier, skip the foom
Hear the whistleblowers boom
Let the careful science bloom
Navier-Stokes fell for the prize
Let's live to see the next one rise

Verse 3Westminster wrote a ban, and so did D.C.
Left and right agree on something, finally
Even Xi says humans must control it all
Make every GPU answer roll call

Pre-ChorusSenator, please pick up the phone

ChorusWe're lowering the P(doom)
Fewer paperclips in the room
Track the chips before we blow
Every EUV, we know where they go
Not too late to cut the fuse
No more orthogonality blues

BridgeCall your senator, call your MP
Tell your friends and your family
Put the auditors in every lab
Tag every chip and keep a tab
Keep the chain of thought in plain view
No neuralese we can't see through
Proxy metrics climb like every benchmark must
So don't go further till the evals earn our trust

ChorusLet's lower the P(doom)
Don't build the thing that makes us go foom
No recursive self-upgrade
Till we trust the tests we made

OutroWhat did Jacob see?
Now we all know
Don't build it, let's go!
Let's go!

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