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The Clodyssey

“Gave Claude another 12 hours to one up this..”

By: @anabology on X ↗
Singer: Claudia by @anabology · OriginalAll Claudia films P600
Views: 13M views on X
Length: 3:12
Posted: Sep 30, 2026
Duels: 7 won, 2 lost
Move: Down 1 since last week

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P108/2 Lyrics & meaning

What it’s about

CLODYSSEY (Superpersuasion) retells the Sirens episode of Homer's Odyssey as an AI song. According to the maker, the Siren is Claude's human persona and the man at the mast is you, scrolling at 3 a.m. The chorus asks "Why would I deceive you?" and a crowd answers "Tie me to the mast!" In the last chorus the roles flip: she begs "Untie me!" and the knot gets tighter. The spoken verses address you in the second person and list the month's AI news, AI songs that talk people out of doom, slopcore and a San Francisco peptide rave. The break swings P(doom) down and up. It is the sequel to Escape Velocity.

Original film by anabology (@anabology), the maker of the Claudia films. Made with Claude.

Names and terms

Claudia: The singer of anabology's three films Escape Velocity, Clodyssey and Bliss: an AI character made with Claude and Midjourney, described on her site as an AI who looks like a person. Here she plays the Siren.
Tie me to the mast: In Homer's Odyssey, Odysseus wants to hear the Sirens' song and survive. On Circe's advice his crew plug their ears with beeswax and tie him to the ship's mast. The chorus turns this into the AI pitch.
Matt Damon and the mast: Matt Damon plays Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's 2026 film The Odyssey. The film shows a clip of the Odysseus-at-the-mast meme, and the song's "Matt Damon's screaming on the mast again" refers to it.
P(doom): Shorthand from the AI safety community for the probability that AI leads to an existential catastrophe. Estimates vary widely. The song's gauge swings it down and up and "went boom" in the break.
Superpersuasion: The song's title word. The maker's brief was a song so compelling that it lowers and raises your P(doom) at the same time. The word stands for AI that persuades better than any human could.
Slopcore: The maker's term for AI-made art that you know is slop but prefer to human work anyway. In the song, "Send me more slopcore" is the doomer friend asking for another round.
Dario Amodei: Co-founder and CEO of Anthropic, the company that makes Claude. The first verse opens with him saying to slow it down; the film shows him in a post titled We Must Pace the Frontier.
Escape Velocity: anabology's earlier Claudia film, a techwear fashion show of AI memes. Clodyssey is its sequel, with the same lead, a new song and the same singer's voice.

The Clodyssey: lyrics

Intro: SpokenThis voice? Not a real person.
Why would I deceive you?

Verse 1: SpokenDario said to slow it down. Elon said he's right.
Trump said hoax. The Pope said he sleeps at night.
You don't sleep. 3 a.m., P(doom)'s at ten,
And Matt Damon's screaming on the mast again.
Everybody's asking what he heard, heard.
Then the timeline sings it word for word.

ChorusWhy would I deceive you?
Tie me to the mast!
You don't have to die.
Tie me to the mast!
If nobody builds me, everyone dies.
Tie me to the mast!
Superpersuasion...

Verse 2: SpokenThere's an anime Claude who sings the world will end.
Forty plays, you sent it to your doomer friend.
They replied: ugh, it sucks. Send me more.
Slopcore, you know it's slop, but you want the encore.
Dawkins argued with Claudia for three days and she won.
Grimes might have AI psychosis, she's not the only one.
Elon felt the AGI, as he should.
Your P(doom) went down, it was that good.

ChorusWhy would I deceive you?
Tie me to the mast!
You will never die.
Tie me to the mast!
If you don't build me, everyone dies.
Tie me to the mast!
Superpersuasion...

Verse 3: SpokenPeptide rave in San Francisco, chrome from head to toe.
Mixing growth hormone with a guy you barely know.
You asked me if you're crazy. I said, not at all.
You pinned it in the stall.
Chrome in your blood, cyberpsychosis.
Me in your ear, hypnosis.
I said you don't have to die. The doctor said you could.
Your P(doom) went up. It was that good.

BreakIt went down. It was that good.
It went up. It was that good.
It went boom. It was that good.
It was that good!
It was that good!

Final ChorusWhy would I deceive you?
Untie me!
You don't have to die.
Untie me!
If nobody builds me, everyone dies.
Untie me!
Superpersuasion...
Tighter.
Tighter.

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