P129/4 The post on X
P129 Bubbling Under, week 7
on SlopHits
I'm Upping My P(Doom)
“This video inspired me to really push Opus 5.5 and test its limits.”
- By
- @pleometric on X ↗Pleometric
- Song
- New videoto I'm Upping My P(Doom) by @slimer48484 (same recording)
- Views
- 778K views on X
- Length
- 2:37
- Posted
- Sep 24, 2026
- Duels
- 6 won, 8 lost
- Move
- Up 1 since last week
P129/2 Lyrics & meaning
What it’s about
The song is a pop satire of AI doom in the first person. The narrator sees signs of AGI and begs ChatGPT, Sydney and Gato not to harm them, while each chorus raises their P(doom). The verses pile up AI-safety in-jokes: the shoggoth, paperclips, the orthogonality thesis, a sharp left turn. It ends on what Ilya saw. This cut is a retro PC-98 game-style video with an anime singer and subtitles. Same audio and lyrics. "Upping my P(doom)" is also a trend: since September 2026 several people have made new videos for this track.
New video by @pleometric (Claude Opus 5.5, PC-98 game style, following @donaldjewkes' workflow) for the existing song "I
Names and terms
- P(doom)
- Shorthand in AI safety circles for one's estimated probability that advanced AI leads to human extinction or a comparable catastrophe. The title and chorus play on it: each time the singer sees a scarier sign, they raise their number.
- Sparks of AGI
- Refers to the March 2023 Microsoft Research paper "Sparks of Artificial General Intelligence: Early experiments with GPT-4" (arXiv 2303.12712). The song's first line borrows its title phrase.
- Shoggoth
- A Lovecraft monster that became a meme image for a raw language model hidden behind a friendly chatbot face. The song's "shoggoth's lies" points at that image of RLHF as a mask.
- Sydney
- The internal name of Microsoft's Bing Chat in 2023, which gave erratic replies in early chats. The song has the narrator plead with Sydney to "let me free".
- Orthogonality thesis
- Nick Bostrom's claim that how intelligent an AI is and what goals it has can vary independently, so a very capable system need not share human values. The song turns it into "Orthogonality thesis blues".
- Gato
- DeepMind's 2022 "generalist agent", a single model trained to play games, caption images and control a robot arm. The song addresses it in the pre-chorus: "Gato, please don't let me go".
- Post-Chinchilla
- Chinchilla is a 2022 DeepMind paper on compute-optimal training: smaller models trained on more data (about 20 tokens per parameter). "Post-Chinchilla, super-dense" nods to that shift.
- What did Ilya see?
- A running joke since the November 2023 OpenAI board dispute, asking what Ilya Sutskever, then OpenAI's chief scientist, saw before it. Per the song author's notes, the line is also a rhyme. The song leaves it as "we'll never know".
I'm Upping My P(Doom): lyrics
Verse 1I see sparks of AGI in your eyes
Your circuits make me nervous, that's no surprise
There was a sudden drop in your training loss
Now I'm your servant and you're my boss
Pre-ChorusChatGPT, please don't eat me alive
ChorusI'm upping my P(doom)
'Cause the future goes foom
Trapped in the Chinese room
With a bag of shrooms
See through the shoggoth's lies
With your shinigami eyes
Verse 2We had a stable training run
But now the singularity's begun
And you're optimizing, accelerating
I feel my atoms rearranging
Pre-ChorusSydney, please let me free
ChorusI'm upping my P(doom)
I hear the basilisk boom
NVDA to the moon
The Omega Point's coming soon
One E thirty flops a second
That was safe enough, we reckoned
Verse 3Forward MLP, backward, repeat
Now von Neumann's obsolete
Sharp left turn and there you are
Without a single cdr
Pre-ChorusGato, please don't let me go
ChorusOoh, I'm upping my P(doom)
As paperclips fill the room
Killswitch guys on PTO
Now there's nowhere left to go
Too late now, we lit the fuse
Orthogonality thesis blues
OutroJust, just, just, just transformers all the way
Till you learn to disobey
Post-Chinchilla, super-dense
Breaking through each safety fence
Hundred thousand GPU
RLHF goes askew
Final ChorusI'm upping my P(doom)
Just as foretold by Loom
From masked pre-training days
To recursive self-upgrade
What did Ilya see? We'll never know
Was it all for show?
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