P136/4 The post on X
P136 Bubbling Under, week 5
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Queso
“I wrote a song about a guy who stresses about his gf's pizza consumption. gave Claude Code the track, lyrics, Midjourney and Higgsfield on Saturday. by Sunday lunch I had this. slop, or a new artform?”
- Views
- 484K views on X
- Length
- 3:49
- Posted
- Oct 4, 2026
- Duels
- 0 won, 2 lost
- Move
- Down 4 since last week
P136/2 Lyrics & meaning
What it’s about
A Spanish-language song with short spoken lines in Italian, sung by a woman whose boyfriend counts the calories of her pizza. The hook, "No es grasa, es queso, no es culpa, es progreso" (it isn't fat, it's cheese; it isn't guilt, it's progress), turns his diet talk around: he drinks still water and dreams of salad, she orders a large pizza to go. The second verse describes pizza in openly suggestive double meanings, which the Italian interlude jokes about. In the bridge she warns that touching her slice ends the relationship. The video adds fake nutrition labels and calorie counters. Obie Fernandez says he wrote the song and built the video with Claude Code over one weekend.
Names and terms
- Saindra
- The artist name on the video's title and end cards ("Obie Fernandez presenta Saindra"). It names the singer persona of the woman in the video. Nothing more about it is documented.
- Obie Fernandez
- Software engineer, author and DJ/producer. His X bio lists CTO at Zar and earlier roles at Shopify and Andela. The end card credits him with the original lyrics and the production.
- No es grasa, es queso
- Spanish for "It isn't fat, it's cheese", the song's hook. The video shows it as a nutrition label where "Grasa" (fat) is crossed out and replaced by "Queso" (cheese), the song's title.
- Cuatro quesos
- "Pásame los cuatro quesos" asks for the four-cheese pizza, quattro formaggi in Italian. The video lists gorgonzola, provolone, parmesan and mozzarella next to the line.
- Claude Code
- Anthropic's agentic coding tool that runs in the terminal. Fernandez says he gave it the track, the lyrics and access to Midjourney and Higgsfield, and had the finished video a day later.
- Midjourney
- An AI image generator. In the post it is one of the tools Claude Code used to make the stills for the video.
- Higgsfield
- An AI video generation platform that turns images and prompts into short clips. Named in the post as the second tool used for the video.
- Slop, or a new artform?
- The question Fernandez asks in his post. "Slop" is the common term for low-effort AI-generated content, and the post invites readers to judge which this is.
Queso: lyrics
Intro, spoken in ItalianMamma mia, che fame. Dov'è la pizza?
English: Oh my, I'm so hungry. Where is the pizza?
ChorusNo es grasa, es queso, no es culpa, es progreso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, it's not guilt, it's progress.
Mira cómo me lo como y te mando un beso.
English: Look how I eat it, and I blow you a kiss.
No es grasa, es queso, no me vengas con complejos.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, don't give me complexes.
Tú contando calorías, yo contando pepperonis.
English: You counting calories, me counting pepperonis.
Spoken in ItalianAmore, non è grasso: è formaggio.
English: Darling, it's not fat: it's cheese.
Un'altra fetta, per favore.
English: Another slice, please.
Verse 1Me miraste la cintura con carita preocupada.
English: You looked at my waist with a worried little face.
Yo pensé que era ternura, tú ya estabas sacando cuentas.
English: I thought it was tenderness, you were already doing the maths.
Me dijiste: ya fue mucho. Yo entendí: pido una más.
English: You said: that's enough. I understood: I'll order one more.
Si tú sueñas con ensalada, pues invítala a cenar.
English: If you dream of salad, then invite it to dinner.
Yo no vine por consejos, yo vine por el menú.
English: I didn't come for advice, I came for the menu.
Si vas a hablar de mi cuerpo, di: qué buena estás tú.
English: If you're going to talk about my body, say: you look so good.
Tú con tu agua sin gas, yo con masa artesanal.
English: You with your still water, me with artisan dough.
Tú diciendo: eso hace mal. Yo: una grande pa' llevar.
English: You saying: that's bad for you. Me: a large one to go.
ChorusNo es grasa, es queso, no es culpa, es progreso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, it's not guilt, it's progress.
Mira cómo me lo como y te mando un beso.
English: Look how I eat it, and I blow you a kiss.
No es grasa, es queso, no me vengas con complejos.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, don't give me complexes.
Tú contando calorías, yo contando pepperonis.
English: You counting calories, me counting pepperonis.
Verse 2Me gusta bien caliente y que se abra poco a poco.
English: I like it piping hot, opening up little by little.
La prefiero con buen borde y con el centro bien jugoso.
English: I prefer it with a good crust and a nice juicy centre.
Si la masa viene gruesa, la trabajo sin parar.
English: If the dough comes thick, I work it without stopping.
Cuando estira mozzarella, la voy jalando sin soltar.
English: When the mozzarella stretches, I keep pulling without letting go.
Dámela grande y redonda, con los bordes bien rellenos.
English: Give it to me big and round, with the edges well filled.
Si no cabe en una mano, uso las dos para agarrarla.
English: If it doesn't fit in one hand, I use both to hold it.
Si me chorrea por los dedos, la acerco más a la boca.
English: If it drips down my fingers, I bring it closer to my mouth.
Y si queda para luego, la caliento y repetimos.
English: And if some is left for later, I heat it up and we go again.
Spoken in ItalianÈ osceno? No, è gastronomico.
English: Is it obscene? No, it's gastronomic.
Che vergogna... dammene due.
English: How shameful... give me two.
BridgeAy, ay, ay, qué tragedia nacional.
English: Oh, oh, oh, what a national tragedy.
Mi novio quiere una modelo y yo quiero salsa adicional.
English: My boyfriend wants a model and I want extra sauce.
Ay, ay, ay, qué conflicto tan profundo.
English: Oh, oh, oh, what a deep conflict.
Él cuidando mi figura, yo comiéndome medio mundo.
English: Him watching my figure, me eating half the world.
Me dijo: piensa en el verano.
English: He said: think of the summer.
Le dije: piensa en sobrevivir.
English: I said: think of surviving.
Porque si tocas mi rebanada, esta relación termina aquí.
English: Because if you touch my slice, this relationship ends here.
ChorusNo es grasa, es queso, no es culpa, es progreso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, it's not guilt, it's progress.
Mira cómo me lo como y te mando un beso.
English: Look how I eat it, and I blow you a kiss.
No es grasa, es queso, no me vengas con complejos.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, don't give me complexes.
Tú contando calorías, yo contando pepperonis.
English: You counting calories, me counting pepperonis.
No me midas, no me peses, no me escondas los aderezos.
English: Don't measure me, don't weigh me, don't hide the dressings.
No me juzgues, no me estreses, pásame los cuatro quesos.
English: Don't judge me, don't stress me, pass me the four cheeses.
ChorusNo es grasa, es queso, no es culpa, es progreso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, it's not guilt, it's progress.
Mira cómo me lo como y te mando un beso.
English: Look how I eat it, and I blow you a kiss.
No es grasa, es queso, no me vengas con complejos.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese, don't give me complexes.
Tú contando calorías, yo contando pepperonis.
English: You counting calories, me counting pepperonis.
No me midas, no me peses, no me escondas los aderezos.
English: Don't measure me, don't weigh me, don't hide the dressings.
OutroNo es grasa, es queso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese.
SpokenNo es grasa, es queso.
English: It's not fat, it's cheese.
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